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Wasted
~LOL remember when I was on hiatus?~
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I don’t watch Eurovision but this HAD to have…
It didn’t get as many points as I thought it would it was sad.
What how could it get anything lower than like 5th it’s perfect I looked it up and it was like at the bottom what the fuck Europe???
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it’s rough looking like a 16-year-old lesbian
At least you should have no problem picking up chicks?
I accidentally cussed at a conference guest.
The bastard opened the door and surprised the hell out of me.
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I don’t watch Eurovision but this HAD to have placed in the top. Such a fun and catchy song.
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die
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coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
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All the cool kids were doing pokemon fusions so I thought I would try making one too, and this was one of the fusions I got…
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King of the galaxy
Where is your pokemon god now?!
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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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so in class today, someone insulted Jennifer Lawrence by calling her a butterface, and i just stood up and yelled “NO ONE INSULTS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR”, but then someone else yelled out “EVERYONE KNOWS THE PRINCESS OF TUMBLR IS DEAN WINCHESTER”
this post gave me major second hand embarrassment
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and killing you instantly
thats why you have to make sure you have huge pockets before you go house shopping duh
