Wasted


Yeah I'm taking my name away.
You should know who I am.

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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PoV #2: Hardball Negotiation

Hello everyone! After 48 hours of long, hard negotiation, an agreement was reached. As usual, full results will not be released in case someone chose to take a Clue instead of the Power of Veto. The winner of the Power of Veto is…

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Posted 14 hours ago With 2 notes

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

image

Posted 23 hours ago With 478,582 notes

Me watching this season of Big Brother so far

notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

Posted 23 hours ago With 32,127 notes

paintvrlife:

i want one of those tattoo’d on me

tbhzachrance:

to anyone who thinks cody did the right thing putting donny on the block:

image

Posted 23 hours ago With 14 notes

bigeisamazing:

stephank:

If someone ever asks you what Tumblr is, just show them this picture.

1/16th Native American

iceboats:

when u ask ur mom for fast food and she says yes and asks what u want image

Posted 2 days ago With 324,196 notes

vinebox:

The white person at the end of the scary movie

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the waterdrops look like stars.

courtnog:

okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it

Posted 2 days ago With 64,447 notes