Wasted


Yeah I'm taking my name away.
You should know who I am.

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

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courtneythebumbling:

Reasons why I’m excited for “Dear White People:”

  • Black actors portraying 3-dimensional characters
  • Honest social commentary
  • Targeted to the college age demographic
  • Thorough exploration of the various forms of racism in America
  • Tessa Thompson’s voice and Tyler William’s afro wig

Reasons why I’m not excited for “Dear White People:”

  • White people calling it racist
  • Mainstream media agreeing with the white people calling it racist

Posted 13 minutes ago With 17,515 notes

amazign:

djprincessk:

stop-hammerkind:

srsfunny:

Glass Blower: Sculpting A Horse From Molten Glass

WHAT

#this bitch just said let there be horse and there was

i thought this was a gif of a man fighting a giant angry slug

latitiasimmonds:

artslay:

latitiasimmonds:

what do i do on tumbler

queen of our generation

Thanks

Tagged: #I LOVE HER

atribecalledgoodbreed:

When you saw this on Saturday you knew shit was about to go down on Disney.

lanadelangle:

madboner:

*logs on to twitter* ahhh the sweet smell of stolen text posts

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Posted 1 day ago With 126,549 notes

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

Posted 1 day ago With 166,601 notes

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

jrileyusa:

A day by the sea is never a day wasted. 

spookbeast:

come on and slam

wholetjackdrive:

so my dad texted me this and said “i think i just beat 2048” jfc